Jesus swings both ways

I’m in North Carolina and my bathroom 
is open 
to ANYBODY!

But look—before you go ape, "Christians"
(sorry to bring up monkeys, "Christians")—
you should know that Jesus just came by 
with fresh toilet paper, Mr. Bubble, and He
put a disco ball up over the bathtub. 

He did it with love. So, 
cool it.