A writer's convention 

No, I wouldn’t go

if I was you; (I'd say, if it came up)

why, why NOT? she'd say, he'd say; 

I'd say: cuz (or cous, if she or he was) they breed

conformity, uniformity and deformity.

But the last one would be ok. 

After all, the deformed don’t get much

group coffee and donuts, wine cheese and comfort, but 

they sure give it.