A writer's convention
No, I wouldn’t go
if I was you; (I'd say, if it came up)
why, why NOT? she'd say, he'd say;
I'd say: cuz (or cous, if she or he was) they breed
conformity, uniformity and deformity.
But the last one would be ok.
After all, the deformed don’t get much
group coffee and donuts, wine cheese and comfort, but
they sure give it.